Oh my!

 My answer to a picture of a little boy with poop all over him and a father asking how he should clean him... 😁

We were All joking...😁

My answer!!! 😃

Yep! I remember those days all to well. Still trying to forget the nightmares!   My thought on throwing it out is. Large 33+ gallon garbage bag, (might I suggest nothing under 5 mil thick!  opened up to full extent, gas mask (military grade), full plastic rain poncho ( cheap is better trust me!) Also in a Extra large size!  Large "S" hooks. You know the kind you hang the bikes from the garage ceiling? Yeah, those! You may want extenders hooked onto them if they don't look long enough.  Rubber gloves... Now I'm not talking those plastic kind you prepare food, nor the ones at the doctors office. I'm talking the kind you see in the chemical labs. You know those heavy duty black ones??? Yeah those! 

   Now you might have to have a pulley system if your to weak. I'd suggest hooking it to rafters if you feel like you might get woozie. Trust me! 

   Open that plastic industrial strength garbage bag as wide as it will go! In a circle let it be opened up on the floor. Hopefully its a laminated floor! 

   Strip down naked, Prepare yourself with protective clothing, and take  a deep breath of clean air before putting on the gas mask. Hook pulleys to S hooks. Hook carefully to this object! I can't stress enough...CAREFULLY!! 

  Lift onto bottom of bag. Be cautious, quickly but carefully pulling the sides up on the bag without touching the object.... At this point I hope you played the game "operation " when you were a kid. Your going to need this skill set! Pull bag up and over all of the object. 

     While your almost ready to contain the package carefully rip off the poncho. This is where the cheap ponchos are better! Stuff this in the bag on top of the object leaving a great barrier so you can close up the bag. Now you can carefully unglove. Just throw them in the bag too. I'm going to say that you might not want to use those bags with the twist ties. Seal a meal vacuum seal might be a good choice. They work great for thicker bags. The good sealers have a thing where you don't have to vacuum you can just seal. This might be your best bet! After sealing I'd suggest looking up the number for you closest hazardous waste dump site. Properly disposing of this item will need special handling. You might even want to see if they have pickup in your area! 🤔 

  Good luck! I hope you understand that by no means am I advocating for improper disposal of hazardous waste materials and you should check with your local government to make sure this disposal qualifies in your area! 

   Cudos! And good luck! 😘